Saturday, February 20, 2010

Annual Salary

'Tis the season for taxes and seeing what your annual income actually is.

I don't bring home a paycheck. I'm too busy taking care of our children. I've heard that homemakers, if they were actually paid, would make 6 figures. I looked it up and for my local area and in this part of Arizona, I'd be paid around 100K. Not bad. But I wanted a more specific number.

If I took all of the salaries of the different jobs I perform everyday, I'd actually be making quite a bit more.

Operations Director..............$65,000
Live-In Housekeeper...........$25,000
Chef.........................................$30,000
Accountant.............................$50,000
Psychologist............................$45,000
Photographer/Historian.......$31,000
Child Care Provider...............$30,000
Food and Beverage Mgr.......$22,000
Activities and Education
Program Director..................$21,200
Teacher (Kindergarten).......$31,000
Teacher (2nd Grade)............$35,000
Teacher (3rd Grade)............$35,000

I put each grade separate for teacher because of the whole home school issue. Don't even consider fighting me on that. Also, Activities and Education Program Director is different from Teacher. Ever had to entertain the kids? You see what I mean by different.

I didn't include things like Fashion Consultant or Interior Designer. Those things are way low on the priority list right now. And, I didn't include nurse because honestly I pass that off on to Josh as much as possible. He has the degree in it, he can do that one.

Also, lately I've found another job that belongs to the list....

Lecturer................................$51,000

If you're a parent, or have a parent, or ever watched one on tv, you know that this one deserves to be on the list.

Funnily enough, I didn't see any salary figures for Professional Worrier.

Anyway, all of those things added together equal nearly


$500,000!
Can you believe it? Now, if only I can find a funder.......

3 comments:

Lori said...

SERIOUSLY!!!!!!

Mrs. Bennett said...

Where's my money too!

Lucky Larson's said...

You forgot--Clothing Cordinator--Make-up and Hair Design, and religious consultant.

And I am sure about 50 other things!