Saturday, April 17, 2010

The Amazing Times of Shelly Johnson

It's amazing.....

...how much better a vacuum works when the belt is replaced.

...how long it takes a person to realize the belt in their vacuum needs to be replaced.

...how quickly a one-year-old can walk onto a football field when a fifth grader is running toward her.

...how slowly a mom feels like she's moving when her baby is about to be creamed by fifth graders playing football.

....how quickly a kitchen floor gets dirty after it's been mopped.

....how long it takes to get the gumption up to clean the kitchen floor for the second time of the day.

Yep, my life is pretty amazing.

1 comment:

Lori said...

Sounds so exciting! A lot like my life except for the 1 year old thing.

LOVE YA SHELL!!!